This
site has been put together using pictures found by us
on the internet. Some of these pictures seem to pop up
on lots of different sites, so tracking down who owns
the copyright is not always easy. But, before we go live,
we will be seeking the permission from those whose pictures
we have used so that hopefully we can continue to do so.
But, ultimately, we want this site filled with original
photos, drawings or cartoons from you.
So........
Are
you funny? Know a funny picture when you see
one? Perhaps you've taken one with your digital camera?
Or it could be one of those old fashioned photos that
you've scanned on to your hard drive. You might even be
good at drawing cartoons? Can you write witty captions?
If you are funny, we want you to send your funny stuff
to us. If it makes us laugh, we'll put it on the net.
So, what are we saying here? Are we saying that we can't
be bothered to design our own fastletters?
Of course we're not. It's just that we had a lot of fun
scouring the net for pictures. Then loads more fun scratching
our heads for captions. Now we want you to have fun too.
This is your chance to unleash your comic genius to the
world.
So why would anyone want to waste their time designing
a fastletters
for us? Well, we couldn't think of any good reasons why
you should, but we have come up with these pathetic ones.
1.
Anyone whose design is used by us as a fastletter
on our website will get a credit allowing them
to send 10 fastletters
absolutely free of charge without paying anything at all
completely for free. (Worth £19.95 or $28.95)
2. All designers can display their contact email address
next to the fastletter
that
they designed. Expect floods of emails from the world's
top scriptwriters, advertising agencies, greeting card
companies and more, promising to throw skip-loads of cash
at you in exchange for snippets of your work. Riches beyond
dreams!
3. If the picture used in the fastletter
came
from another website, then a link to that website will
appear above it. A brief description of the sites content
will also be given. Free advertising, free links, surges
of additional traffic, free, as well as well as free publicity
for free. So if it's your website, lovely. If it's someone
else's website, they'll love you.
4. There will be awards for the most popular fastletter
of
the month and a top prize for the best fastletter of the
year. What's the prize? Can't tell you it's a surprise.
If
you think you can handle the pressure, we suggest you
look around the site to get an idea of the kind of stuff
we like.
Then, simply, send us your entry by email. We need the
picture, image or cartoon as an attachment. Then, tell
us what the caption is. Finally the web address (if applicable)
from which you got the picture. We will ask them for permission
to use it. If you didn't get the picture from somewhere
else, please confirm it is yours and state that you gave
us permission to use it. That's it. Have fun.
Email
your design to design@fastletters.com
or post it to us at fastletters.com, 39
Laindon Road, Billericay, Essex, CM12 9LL, England.